I toned it down a little. I bought rubber gloves and Joseph donated face / dust masks. No goggles or clothes pin. I found a blue laundry soap bucket and labeled it Daddy Diaper Duty. Put in diapers, balm, and wipes with the gloves and masks amongst tissue.
I dropped by the shower, put my gift at the gift table, oohed and ahhed at baby Lance – beautiful boy beautifully and peacefully asleep – grabbed some cookies and went back to work.
Several returning co-workers told me that my gift was the hit of the shower. Lance put on a mask and wore it most of the time, not always on his face, but on his head and/or around his neck. Anyway, they got a kick out of it.
Lance came, told me that he was "happily mad" at me and then he gave me a hug.